He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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