North Korea, Best Korea!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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