did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You were trust falling into bushes
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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