With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Shitshow foam night was such a success
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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