So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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