do herpes really smell.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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