we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My breath smells like gin and sadness
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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