I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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