OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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