I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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