i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My vagina is very pro this idea
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