My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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