Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.