May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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