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(908): View more from New Jersey

i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?

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(210): View more from Texas

I should be sponsored by Trojan

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(571): View more from Virginia

I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.

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(631): View more from New York

the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama

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(937): View more from Ohio

bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this

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(540): View more from Virginia

He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.

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