Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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