and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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