I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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