My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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