i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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