I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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