its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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