I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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