I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
