brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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