The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
