i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Even my vagina gasped.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I still have a little drunk in my system
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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