..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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