you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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