question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
