I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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