NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Life without a bra equals bliss.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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