Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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