no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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