I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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