left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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