he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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