false alarm. still invincible.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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