whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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