We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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