"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
