Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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