Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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