with your own penis?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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