So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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