You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
