I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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