So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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