The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It's shark week go big or go home
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
