All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
kristin has been a bad kristin
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
its not stalking. its research.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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