...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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