I wish they made helmets for livers.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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