How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My brain says no but my pants say off.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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