chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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