As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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