i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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