Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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