If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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