sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
