i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
