What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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